No one’s listening. I might as well end it right now. I could so easily just ‘delete account’. I would be so easy…

You know you’re at UNI when…

1. You pronounce the to University as UNI (pronounced Unaaay!)
2. After any statement that is particularly symptomatic of UNI someone shouts UNI!
3. The game 5ives is the decision making process of choice.
4. You instantly know that 4 factorial minues the square root of 9 is 21 (It even feels wrong to type)
5. After you see an attractive girl and think that she’s attractive in your head you end the thought with ‘Told Her’.
6. All the attractive girls you like have boyfriends who are bigger than you.
7. All the single girls you know have gotten with at least one of your friends.
8. You know all the various flavours of Tortellini and pasta sauces available at Tesco.
9. You have at least 1 mutual friend with every other person attending UNI.
10. The majority of your inbox are e-mails from societies and clubs joined in freshers week.
11. You go out on days ending in Y.
12. If someone suggests missing a lecture, it grows as an idea in your mind like Inception until eventually you give in and miss the lecture.
13. The only clean clothes you have left are fancy dress.
14. Your largest daily contribution to society is ‘liking’ things on facebook.
15. You think your really good at facebook.
16. You understand that being at UNI is a state of mind rather than attending a higher educational institution.